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New York City, the real New York

The door guy looks jaded.

“Hey, uhm, we’re the 9:30 band…”

He brushes the band by. They didn’t quite know what to think about this place. There’s a band getting ready to play called ‘King Norris’. They are advertised as being ‘Heard on Howard Stern.’ To be frank, they sucked. And bad.

There were about 5 people in the club to see them play. And all those people left as soon as King Norris was done.

Meanwhile, this band, the Damon Castillo band, were getting all concerned that no one would show for their NYC premier. Little did they know, their manager and his brother-in-law packed the place right before the show. To their surprise, the band was the only out of town act on a bill of four bands that packed the dance floor. The show was happening, and they spent some time hanging out with native New Yorkers and drinking and enjoying themselves.

Afterwards, they went walking in search of food. The night was moist and smelly, as many New York summer nights can be. They walked for blocks until stumbling upon the ‘Corner Deli’ at Cleveland and Kenmare. The place smelled good enough and so they decided to try it out.. It seemed like a legit Mexican place, and being that the band was from central California, they were picky about their Mexican food.

The place was tiny. There were three tables outside, and about room for 5 people to sit inside. The inside seats were at a counter by open windows, looking out upon a somewhat busy intersection. More people seemed to be going inside than it looked like it held. Walking inside, the band noticed real hip Brazilian club music bumping inside, and the food smelled even better inside.

After ordering quesadillas and tacos, Damon had been building up a mean piss and asked the large black dude sitting inside if there was a bathroom.

“You’re gonna have to ask him” and pointed towards a man with long hair and a pink polo shirt, chillin at the open window with a good looking lady. Thinking it a bit odd, Damon went ahead and asked,

“Hey, Uhm, we just ordered some food, and wondering if you have a bathroom?”

The man looked him up and down, and said,

“Yeah, go down the stairs, but leave your drink here,”

Damon left his Horchata at the counter and proceeded down through the door that was watched by the large black dude.

Through the door and at the bottom of the stairs was a podium and a host, like at a nice restaurant. Two gorgeous women and a handsome looking Mexican guy stopped their conversation,

“Can I help you?”

“Lookin for a bathroom?”

“To the left”, and resumed their discussion.

Damon opened the double doors and discovered an entirely different world.

It was a large, underground, upscale Mexican style nightclub. There were all the Hispanic style tilework on the walls. There was a lowrider mural covering one wall depicting a cholo, an Impala, and the text, “I Love You Mom”, there were beautiful women hanging out with a select mixed crowd of city hipster kids. The Talking Heads were on the Juke box.

After going about his business, and returning to the really small in comparison looking restaurant, he told the rest of the band about this magical place underground. No one believed him.

“Watch that guy and watch the door” He said in his defense.

They see, during the course of their delicious tacos, hip looking young people going downstairs at the pink-shirt wearing guys’ approval.

At one point, a group of 4 well dressed young betties came in and tried to walk through the door. The black guy stopped them and said,

“Better ask that guy”

The guy in the pink shirt engages them in conversation for a short period of time and then they all leave, looking a bit disappointed.

The band was freaking out at this point. They discovered a great speak-easy hot spot in NYC, fronting as a Mexican café. The owner/guy-in-charge didn’t even let a group of four hot young women in!

During this whole time, Miles Davis’ Kind Of Blue/Flamenco Sketches comes on the system playing in the café and it started to rain outside.

It seemed as if they found the soul of New York City.

Nashville style BBQ


Corky’s Bar-B-Q
www.corkysbbq.com
100 Franklin Rd
Brentwood, TN 37027
(615) 373-1020 MAP

Ridiculously good BBQ. The tenderest ribs I ever had. I wish we had this stuff in California. Oh well, they don’t have tri-tip, so we got one up on em.

God, I’ve got to stop eating so much beef or I’m going to have colon cancer by the end of this tour!

Ran into 500 Miles from Memphis, a cow-punk band from Cincinnati, eating BBQ a few tables down. They were coming back from Alabama on the way home. Pretty funny to run across other bands on tour and instantly think, ‘those guys must be musicians’. We were like, the only two tables in the joint during off-hours, which is musician time. We’re always on off-hours.

Acoustic Set at Uncommon Grounds and Hot Dogs


We arrived fairly early, so we went in search of some Chicago dogs. We saw this sign and couldn’t resist, being a block away from Wrigley (The Cubs were in the middle of losing to the Mets that day).

The place was funny. The cats behind the counter were rude, which we were used to by now, but these guys were particularly rude. The dogs were good, Chicago style with tomatoes and onions and all that good stuff, but the best part was this crazy fool who was behind us. He had a skunk stripe dyed into his hair, a muscle shirt on and a don’t-fuck-with-me swagger as he walked.

With an extremely loud voice:
“Yeah, gimme the fucking works! I want all that shit on there! You have any margaritas? I want it fucking salty! No Margaritas? Dammit!”

The whole place was in stitches over this guy, probably a little drunk, and he didn’t even mind. He got his dog, which was over piled with toppings, probably because he was out-rudeing the guys behind the counter, and slammed his tray down on the table, making Larry Kim almost jump.
A table of three young women and one boy laughed at the sight of him shoving this monstrosity of a dog in his mouth.

“Ha! Fuck You!”, He said with a smile.

Agast, one of the young women says, “There’s children here!”

“Oh. You wanna make out?”

The whole place is dying at this point.

He devoured the dog and exited the building, shouting, “I’m a bull rider, you ladies like bull riders?” We could see him doing a little dance out the window as he walked away.

I love Chicago!

Postscript:

Damon played well. And I, for the first time of the tour, didn’t play a single wrong note. Well, I didn’t play at all actually, it was an acoustic set and there was no room in the van for the upright.

The Food Diary


Johnnie’s Beef
7500 W. North Ave., Elmwood Park
Chicago, IL MAP

On our time off, we go hunting for authentic local cuisine. Larry Kim does some research and finds the right spots. This place, Johnnie’s, is supposedly the real deal Chicago hot Italian Beef sandwich. We figured it would be good because it was waaay off the beaten path for us. But we knew it was legit when we arrived and saw the line of large, local Chicagoans.

The place was pretty run down, which in my opinion can be extremely good or extremely bad. In this case it was good. We were about 8 people deep in line and it moved surprisingly fast. Once inside, the production was amazing. The assembly line of food is all laid out in front of you and you order, pay, and get your food within several minutes.

The hot Italian beef sandwiches were delicious. Larry mentioned to order them dipped, and we saw many locals ordering the same. The peppers on the sandwich were perfect, not too hot, but exploding with flavor. A common complaint on food blogs is that the fries were not great. This is, however, how fries are done out here apparently. I have yet to actually have good fries on our trip. So whatever.

We’ve seen this Chicago specific sandwich offered elsewhere, and seen people eating them. We didn’t try them but from the looks of it, we probably had one of the best in the city.

Highly Recommended